The Blog-o-Sphere

Well, here is part 2. After talking with some friends today, I found out that some people actually read these things. As of today, I am officially joining the "Blog-o-Sphere". What a load of crap!!! but it does sound good. I have two children that are sick and vomiting from both the chimney and the basement (thanks to Greg Dowell for the images). Anyways, on to more important things.

I think I would like to run for President of the United States, and I think my campaign platform should be named, "Vote for Joe Blow, Clinton Did!" Anyways, I think it would be a lot of fun, and my friends would probably like it also. You know, parties in the Lincoln Bedroom, cocktails in the Oval Office, it would be great. I have to admit that I would get rid of the Easter Egg roll, that just sounds stupid to me, and we could replace it with egg the Congress. Now that would be fun. We could also play Pin the Tail on the Speaker. Another game I thought of is the House Cryer hunt. I think that is what they call that guy that yells, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States", at the beginning of the State of the Union Address, anyways we could hide him and let the children try to find him. How funny would that be? I know that I would sun tan on the west lawn in a pair of Speedos, with huge sunglasses that are all the rage. I would look like a balding Nicole Ritchie(sp?) but with bad skin. That is just wrong.

I have to take a second and give props to my daughter Gracyn for mustering up the courage to address her teacher as "Hello, Newman!" coined from Seinfeld. Of course I had to pay her off with a chocolate bar, but it was well worth it. Sorry Heather!!!

Well, I guess I should get back to work.
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